Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Not Pashut Turtles 2






now its getting alittle outa pashut hands




Did you know that he likes turtles? i bet he can guess your number like they can in the link below(for all you pashut bored people out there)

what happens when you take it to far for to long

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Happy (Arm/ Hand) Turkey day


"Daring thief steals television despite having no arms"- Not pashut (simple) times.




Please join Mike and the fat dog Sunday nights at 12 on http://wyur.org/

Monday, November 3, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Pashut-BALL (bees too)








In this day and time we know that we don't live in "pashut times" , but in life we must strive Pashut. Pashut is our goal, and our life. So until them it still remains "not pashut times"


BTW hashem made bees so we can have honey iy'h in our land of Israel so here are some benefits of hashems honey,http://www.bees-online.com/HealthBenefitsOfHoney.htm

Monday, September 29, 2008

Shana Tova!

From everyone here at N.P.T, we wish all of our dedicated readers a happy and healthy sweet new year.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Not PETA times

First this...
http://www.vosizneias.com/20054/2008/09/05/postville-ia-peta-usda-should-install-video-cameras-at-agriprocessors-slaughterhouse/

But now this?
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.
http://www.wptz.com/health/17539627/detail.html

Some people just have way to much time on their hands.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Marijuana Flavored Lollipops

PASHUT -POPS

http://www.kahsoon.com/2005/07/03/marijuana-flavored-lollipops/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfqoDxPTOng (high wittiness news)



http://www.movies.martialarm.com/videos/Martially_Humourous/Karate_on_weed_-_very_funny (karate weed kid)



and lastley review the sugya on POT hababikisnin or kislack- thats Jay kislack. (thanks shabtai)




(Pot haba- bikis'nin Gemera brachos 42a)

Monday, September 8, 2008

YE-SHE-VA

Just one more reason to come to the Drage...

"A Yeshiva University professor left two years ago as a man - and returned last week as a woman."
http://www.nypost.com/seven/09082008/news/regionalnews/ye_she_va_128002.htm

Thanks to Rebbi for the link and for always keeping tabs on his Alma mater.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Not Pashut Times - Fall Semester '08

With the start of the new zman (or school year for you secular folk) , comes many not so pashut times. Starting anything new brings some bumps in the road, but this past week has been extra N.P. Coming back to college with all the accompanied stresses was especially rough after a very relaxing and much needed summer break. Here are just a few of the not pashut things that I have come across in the past week alone...

Not Pashut 1 - Moving
This past Sunday while everyone else in America was enjoying their Labor Day BBQ's, myself and 4 other of my roomates had the zechus of moving out of the crescent. We started at noon, cleaned and cleared everything from the 3 story house we called home last year, packed it into a uhaul and moved it all a few blocks away. By the time we moved it all back in to our new home, it was 3a.m. It was a crazy day, my hands burned for a few days after from all the moving and I'm still sore from it all.




Not Pashut 2 - Pritzus
Moon only brought to my attention what everybody knows - that the pritzus all over college campuses is nisht pashut. I hear that even in Y.U they have this problem. Apparently, many Stern girls come uptown because they have nothing better to do than to watch the Macs and get macked.









Not Pashut 3 - Textbooks


The cost of textbooks is insane. This textbook alone cost me $170! If I were to have bought all of my textbooks at the bookstore, I would be looking at a bill of over 500 beans. I don't understand how the average QC student affords it, or how these company's can get away with it, but I'll tell you one thing I do know - that the cost of textbooks definitely aint pashut.





Well it can only get better from here; the new apartment is almost all moved in, and is looking really nice and clean(thanks stoke), the winter is right around the bend and as the weather goes down the clothes get put on, and you can always get some money back from selling your textbooks online. I wish everyone a great Elul and a good new start to your zman and/or school year. If your feeling stressed or overwhelmed, feel free to share your recent N.P encounters right here. IT HELPS.

Good Shabbos!!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Shelo Asani Goi

I'm pretty sure I've seen this guy on moniot bet shemesh getting off at "narkis"...

Monday, August 25, 2008

not pashut parade

Apparently running for the mayoralty of Jerusalem on a haredi "horse," Arkadi Gaydamak on Monday expressed his fury over the "gay pride" parade held in Jerusalem and said that "as mayor, I will never let" such an event take place.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1219572119653&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull


pretty ironic considering his name...

Sunday, July 27, 2008

beer here, beer everwhere

a House of beer (nebuch)



Man spent $1,000 a week on beer



http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSYD22265820080715



And for those goyim who do not know how to rate beer click this, "http://www.ratebeer.com/"



Whats with the obbsesion with beer?

It is what they live for.



and in this day and age we all can see how not PASHUT the times are. The world contains bahayMOs and all those creations. so the next time you say or hear beer here, realize what we do NOT live for.

-dont forget to uplift your beer (no pun intended)
Let me tell you what a great way to lead by example!