Sunday, September 13, 2009

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Mo chicken !

HA HA thats all i have to say

Friday, August 28, 2009

Sus Ponie 2



Bottom line ..no SUS PONIes allowed!

Monday, August 17, 2009

mini horse poney



http://www2.pic-upload.de/25.07.09/u3urinjmdm21.gif
click the link above

im speechless ( yes even me) this is really not pashut!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

mo whistles

Old Whistle



New Whistles up in here

Friday, July 3, 2009

TMM ( To Much Mezonooos), and NPP (not pashut poop):Teacher Sends Feces Home in Student's Backpack

"Teacher Sends Feces Home in Student's Backpack"








And random, I wonder what this guy does when people are taking a picture of him...does he say cheese? Does he say move back so you can fit me in the picture... or maybe he just smiles :)

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Pashut fish!

Hawaii Fish Coughs Up Gold Watch- NP (not pashut)

from AP ELEELE, Hawaii (June 4) - Hawaii resident Curt Carish boasts a timely fish tale: a 10-inch reef fish he caught by hand in shallow water coughed up a ticking gold watch. Carish says he was enjoying a picnic Wednesday on Port Allen beach when he saw the nenue fish awkwardly swimming close to shore.Skip over this content A Hawaiian man said he noticed this 10-inch reef fish's belly looked strangely large when he caught it by hand on Wednesday. But Curt Carish was still surprised when a gold watch appeared next to its mouth a short while later. The fish apparently coughed up the still-ticking watch. He says a friend gave him a bamboo stick and told him to get the fish. So he jumped into the waist-high water and hit the nenue until it went limp.Skip over this content He noticed the fish had an abnormally large belly as he tossed it into a cooler. A friend opened the cooler later to discover a gold watch next to the fish's mouth. Carish says the watch was ticking and keeping correct time. *(i bet it read not pashut times)


heres a cute joke too

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Not Pashut Chicken

All these people just want a little fried chicken...





Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Pashut English!





Reminds me of the guy in the YU caf ,aka the guy from the movie "the predator" - happy yom haatzmaut!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Not Pashut Times for Shmefing

The Miir, Touro, and Heller are gonna have problems....

Chacham Rav Ovadia Yosef Shlita, in his motzei Shabbos shiur, came out strongly against smoking in the chareidi community.

He made reference to the local custom of a choson giving out cigarettes to his friends, calling it foolish, suggesting the distribution of sweets as an alternative. He advises roshei yeshiva who see talmidim smoking to rebuke them immediately.

The Rav made reference to a proposal by Deputy Health Minister (Yahadut HaTorah) to raise the cost of a pack of cigarettes by a shekel, stating that one who is willing to pay NIS 20 for a pack to smoke will spend another shekel or two without hesitation, discounting the validity of the move.

(Yechiel Spira – YWN Israel)

Monday, March 30, 2009

Pashut Story Pesach



2 half matzah's make 1 whole one- pretty moving story


"Holocaust survivor reunited with sister after 60 years "


http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1075119.html


I thought everyone would like to read a story about 2 Jews united after many years, very very beautiful.









Monday, March 16, 2009

Pashut picture

This Jew thought he got a special deal- HA

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Not pashut Nuggets


Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out of McNuggets