Thursday, December 10, 2009

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Pashut Jewish not sruli

If your a fan of Rap .(im not talking about sruli ). and your a Jew .. then this song is pretty darn good ..enjoy!

Friday, October 9, 2009

talk about not pashut

well it all makes sense now.

btw who checks this anymore?

Thursday, October 1, 2009


Theres a first time for everything... have a good yom tov!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Mo chicken !

HA HA thats all i have to say

Friday, August 28, 2009

Sus Ponie 2

Bottom line SUS PONIes allowed!

Monday, August 17, 2009

mini horse poney
click the link above

im speechless ( yes even me) this is really not pashut!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

mo whistles

Old Whistle

New Whistles up in here

Friday, July 3, 2009

TMM ( To Much Mezonooos), and NPP (not pashut poop):Teacher Sends Feces Home in Student's Backpack

"Teacher Sends Feces Home in Student's Backpack"

And random, I wonder what this guy does when people are taking a picture of him...does he say cheese? Does he say move back so you can fit me in the picture... or maybe he just smiles :)

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Pashut fish!

Hawaii Fish Coughs Up Gold Watch- NP (not pashut)

from AP ELEELE, Hawaii (June 4) - Hawaii resident Curt Carish boasts a timely fish tale: a 10-inch reef fish he caught by hand in shallow water coughed up a ticking gold watch. Carish says he was enjoying a picnic Wednesday on Port Allen beach when he saw the nenue fish awkwardly swimming close to shore.Skip over this content A Hawaiian man said he noticed this 10-inch reef fish's belly looked strangely large when he caught it by hand on Wednesday. But Curt Carish was still surprised when a gold watch appeared next to its mouth a short while later. The fish apparently coughed up the still-ticking watch. He says a friend gave him a bamboo stick and told him to get the fish. So he jumped into the waist-high water and hit the nenue until it went limp.Skip over this content He noticed the fish had an abnormally large belly as he tossed it into a cooler. A friend opened the cooler later to discover a gold watch next to the fish's mouth. Carish says the watch was ticking and keeping correct time. *(i bet it read not pashut times)

heres a cute joke too

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Not Pashut Chicken

All these people just want a little fried chicken...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Pashut English!

Reminds me of the guy in the YU caf ,aka the guy from the movie "the predator" - happy yom haatzmaut!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Not Pashut Times for Shmefing

The Miir, Touro, and Heller are gonna have problems....

Chacham Rav Ovadia Yosef Shlita, in his motzei Shabbos shiur, came out strongly against smoking in the chareidi community.

He made reference to the local custom of a choson giving out cigarettes to his friends, calling it foolish, suggesting the distribution of sweets as an alternative. He advises roshei yeshiva who see talmidim smoking to rebuke them immediately.

The Rav made reference to a proposal by Deputy Health Minister (Yahadut HaTorah) to raise the cost of a pack of cigarettes by a shekel, stating that one who is willing to pay NIS 20 for a pack to smoke will spend another shekel or two without hesitation, discounting the validity of the move.

(Yechiel Spira – YWN Israel)

Monday, March 30, 2009

Pashut Story Pesach

2 half matzah's make 1 whole one- pretty moving story

"Holocaust survivor reunited with sister after 60 years "

I thought everyone would like to read a story about 2 Jews united after many years, very very beautiful.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Pashut picture

This Jew thought he got a special deal- HA

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Not pashut Nuggets

Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out of McNuggets

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Why didn't this NPT party win?

This is one of the campaign videos from the "Aleh Yarok" - the Green Leaf party (the people who want to legalize marijuana.)

The following is from commenter on youtube explaining what is going on...

The ad shows Kopatsch (an Israeli comedian) smoking a joint while sitting on the grave of David Ben-Gurion, Israel's first prime minister. In this pastoral and politically significant setting, Kopatsch offers Ben-Gurion his insight on the Palestinian-Israeli conflict.

"David, We haven't talked for so long. Do you want a drag? Oh yeah, you only smoke cigarettes. You know what, David, there are over a million people in this country who smoke this stuff. Do you know how much it costs me? A fortune! And do you know who grows and produces it? Hamas and Hezbollah! Yes, David, yes. As a former minister of defense, it's important for you to know this. They're making a fortune out of this stuff, and they're using the money to buy rockets to launch at us. Isn't that a pity, David? Why shouldn't this be legal? If it were legal we could cultivate it here in the Negev and we could use the money to achieve positive goals!" The question is, says Kopatsch, what would Hamas and Hezbollah do with all the stuff they can't sell to us? And the answer is simple: they'd smoke it themselves! They'd smoke it themselves, and they'd be relaxed. And a good Arab is a relaxed Arab." (A play on the far-right Israeli slogan "a good Arab is a dead Arab".) Kopatsch takes a deep drag, exhales and stares into the distance as he surmises: "That's my take on security issues".

not pashut baby momma

talk about not pashut dad at age 13. yeeeesh

dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.
The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

Read on at

talk about awkward

Monday, February 9, 2009

Pashut Magic Tricks

just some magic tricks that really blew my mind, relevant to anything? no. funny as heck? i think so.

Thursday, February 5, 2009


I'm waiting for the "Caution! Turtle loving zombie ahead!" sign...

Hacked road signs warn of zombies, raptors ahead

COLLINSVILLE, Ill. (AP) — Hackers are messing with electronic road signs in some states, warning of zombies and raptors down the road. Traffic safety officials aren't amused. The latest breach came during Tuesday morning's rush hour near Collinsville, Ill., east of St. Louis. That's where hackers changed a sign along southbound Interstate 255 to read, "DAILY LANE CLOSURES DUE TO ZOMBIES."

Similar pranks have been pulled in recent days near Indianapolis and in Austin, Texas.

The Illinois Department of Transportation's Joe Gasaway worries that such pranks distract drivers from legitimate hazards down the road, perhaps endangering road crews.

In Illinois, tampering with an official traffic control device is a misdemeanor punishable by up to a $250 fine.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Saturday, January 24, 2009


Remember Mike and the FAT DOG sunday nightS at 12a.m
You can call in @ 212-923-2471 or i.m at RadioYu

Also when is barak obamas birff day?

Its my hebrew bday the same day- Tu' Beshvatrza- nothing to do with race

Friday, January 23, 2009

some pretty pashut inventions

(for the really yeshivish crowd)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

New Pashut song of 09?

The new hit single thats sweeping all of Israel -Moshe Peretz & Lior Farhi & Nevo Sadbag - Ulay Pashut Ani

Monday, January 19, 2009

Hookah - Not Pashut?

Saba Yaakov Wants his ‘Hookah’

Saba Yaakov Zigger, 104, a resident of Moshav Elyakim, insists smoking is not bad for his health and despite being in Rambam Medical Center in Haifa; he wants his ‘nargila’ (hookah). Mr. Zigger explains he began smoking at age 12 in Yemen, and he rejects any claims that his hookah can harm his health.

Unfortunately, what one might call a ‘technical malfunction’ involving the hookah has landed the elder Zigger in the hospital and he is scheduled to undergo a plastic surgical procedure on his right leg, which sustained burns. It appears Saba Yaakov uses a flammable substance to light his tobacco when he smokes daily. Last week, some of the flammable substance apparently leaked onto his pants and his trousers caught fire, resulting in his hospitalization.

Saba Yaakov is not particularly worried over the upcoming surgical procedure, but he is less than pleased regarding the realization that he is without his trusty smoking device. On Sunday he told one of his sons “I haven’t smoked for five days and the hookah is undoubtedly a contributory factor to my longevity.”

Yaakov is the father of eight children (two have already died), grandfather to 25 and great-grandfather to 14. He is married for a second time to a ‘younger woman,’ 75, who Yaakov credits for his ‘arichas yomim’ (longevity).

(Yechiel Spira – Yeshiva World News Israel)